Thanks for your order!!!
✨ Thank You for Your Order! ✨
🛁Hi there, friend! 👋
It's Robert (that's me! 👨🔬), your one-man soap wizard from Hamilton, Ohio, and I'm literally doing a happy dance because you chose my small-batch, handmade soap + bath goodies. 💃
Every bar you pick up helps keep my little sudsy dream alive—and lets me pour love into more fluffy, skin-hugging creations (like the ones you're holding!). When you support small makers like me, you're not just buying soap...
☁️ Local hustle (my workshop is my happy place!)
☁️ Real ingredients (no weird chemicals, ever!)
☁️ A guy who still blushes when orders come in (seriously, thank you.)
As a tiny token of my gratitude, here's 5% off your next splurge:
💌 P.S. Sneaky bonus! I tucked a biz card inside your box with this same code—gift it to a pal who deserves a little lathery luxury. Sharing = spreading the small-biz love farther!
From my sink to yours,
Robert
Maker of Suds, Slayer of Grime
(and your new fan for life)
Hey you... yes YOU, scanning this while your box is still in transit! Shame on you! 😜 But it's okay - we forgive you. Clean up your act (literally) and buy some soap already!